Florida Keys Journal _{City of Marathon, Florida Keys, Paradise}

Volume 13 † Issue 1 † January 2007
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In The Keys {for current news, see our Daily News Queue}

[SOS 7th] [Marlin Bay] [NSW Committee] [MKCLT] [SOS 12th] 
[Council 12th] [Code Board] [Joaney Island] [Parks&Rec] [SOS 19th] [Airport Task Force] 
[Council 21st] [2006 Retrospective] [What's Happening!] [Miscellany] [Finally] [ACRONYMS]

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SOS Foundation Board of Directors met December 7 at the Marathon City Hall Annex Conference Room.

President Mearns reported about 2 letters and checks from volunteers staying at the Jolly Roger Trailer Park. She stated that the banner used at the booth last Bartus Bash at the Community Park needs bolder type. She further praised everyone concerned with the success of that booth. Mearns suggested that booths at upcoming events like the Pigeon Key Arts Festival and the Seafood Festival would be even more successful.

Larry Shaffer took input on finalizing the foundation brochure. He also requested that the president help get the PSA on the air at Keys Radio Group. Some final details needed to be worked out.

Everyone including Brenda Epler, George Steinmetz, and Carmen Cordova Carricaburu entered into a lengthy discussion over Pre-Centennial Celebration preparations. A date for early winter 2008 was set due to the decreasing time factor left for this season. The likely time period for 2008 would be the last of February or early March. Catering, entertainment, transportation, and other details would be determined as the proposed date comes closer.

FDOT, Monroe County, and foundation representatives attended meetings trying to flesh out the details on an upcoming RFP for ferry service between the Pigeon Key land-based point and Pigeon Key proper.

FDOT's current proposal to fix the old seven mile bridge doesn't include two full lanes including bike and pedestrian paths. The plans don't preserve the historic character and appearance of the bridge either. To accomplish that will an increased expense liked borne on the back of the SOS Foundation. Alternate proposals would accomplish this and probably be less expensive. Alternate proposals would get the bridge back operation much sooner than the FDOT plan. SOS Foundation will continue to push the envelop to reach their goals.

The next meeting of the SOS Foundation board of directors is scheduled for December 19 at the Marathon City Hall Annex conference room at 8:30 AM.

Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay owners of the fledgling Marlin Bay Yacht Club fiasco held an exclusive, elitist private party December 7 on their construction grounds atop the ruins of the old Gulfstream Trailer Park. The ghosts of the 84 displaced Marathon residents haunted this gathering of sycophants. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

Before I go on with my rants and raves, let me assure everyone that I have tried numerous times to get an interview with the principals of Sandler of Greater Marathon Bay. They have not responded even once to our inquiries.

Long ago there was quite the tight-knit community there at the old Gulfstream Trailer Park. Mostly, Marathon residents lived at the park, part of the ever-decreasing workforce. Then the Mauros sold the park, a right that they had. The new owners should have mitigated their adverse impact on the city's workforce, but evictions and harassment was all they got. Their paid minion, Jay Pulis, a local mind you, did their dirty work.

The residents organized and revised the lawful home owner's association. After about six months though, the core group of that association, mostly snowbirds, turned the organization into the like of Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay. That is when I resigned and began a campaign for city council.

The legal wrangling went on for a very long time. Residents were driven out by Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay by whatever devious means that Eugene Spano could possibly conceive with the tacit approval of Harry Rose. What part Sandra Walters played is unsure, but she was in the mix as well.

Finally, the end was near and everyone was gone. The old Gulfstream Trailer Park was torn down without even worrying about resident's possessions. Then the park sat idle for two years. That was time residents could have had to find suitable arrangements, but Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay didn't work that way. They even used the same cruel tactics in a Virginia Beach, Virginia trailer park called Wedgewood Mobile Home Park. I had lived there as well years back, while in the US Navy.

The development agreement came out. Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay had to be forced to do the right thing for affordable housing and their illegal outfalls into the bay. Marlin Bay Yacht Club took form on plans and designs on the backs of Marathon residents. Finally, buildings grew from the ground. A local contractor or workers are few and far between. Suited individuals work the construction grounds. I wonder if the new residents will think on the past turmoil of the former residents.

No other developer or redeveloper before or since has endeavored to force-feed the Marathon residents with the drivel Sandler puts out daily. We, as residents of this fine City of Marathon, must never forget what Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay did to our fair city, to our residents. This missive is an attempt to keep the memory alive.

L. E. Shaffer

The Near Shores Water Advisory Committee met December 7 at the Marathon Public Library conference room.

November minutes were approved without comment.

The new, larger mooring field is close to being installed according to Acting Harbor Manager C. J. Geotis. There are still a couple of hoops to go through. The biggest one being a letter of approval from ACOE. Geotis predicted that the mooring field installation process should begin by the end of December hopefully.

The Dodge Lake Boat Ramp along Aviation Boulevard is operational and being used heavily. The boat ramp is now in excellent shape. The RFP for 33rd Street Boat Ramp is in the works. The city will do the engineering. Possibly, a double ramp will replace the single ramp, if the footprint will allow. This project will start well into the new year. The Monroe County boat ramp RFP came back double what the county expected, and the county is making a determination as to what to do next. This county ramp is located in eastern Marathon along US1.  The proposed City Marina Boat Ramp might not be possible, considering the surrounding shallow waters and the embankment layout.

Geotis briefly reported on the homeless occupying the 33rd Street Boat Ramp toilets. The city changed the locks and has the Sheriff's Office running more patrols out there. The problem has now been greatly reduced.

The City Marina new bathroom facility is in the detailed planning staging and moving along briskly according to Harbormaster Richard Tanner.

The City Marina new price list was presented to the committee. The new prices are higher than the lowest prices in town and lower than the highest prices comparatively. The new price structure is printed on a simple brochure layout available at the marina offices. Monthly mooring field cost is now $170 per month. Monthly dinghy dockage is $70 monthly. Seawall dockage is a two-tiered system based on seasons with tourist season being a bit higher.

Committee member Jeri Sears presented her proposal for an interactive marina greeting board. Staff was receptive to the idea and following a decision on the details will put up such a board as soon as possible.

The next meeting is scheduled for January 7, 2007 at 6:30 PM located at the Marathon Public Library conference room.

The Middle Keys Community Land Trust board of directors met at the City Hall [main] conference room December 11. A long agenda covered a multitude of projects and ongoing workforce housing concerns. Bill Daniels Jr. turned in his resignation letter to President Debbie Love at the end of the meeting. He will be sorely missed, but he wants to help build affordable housing through his company. The board will consider a replacement from among current members of the Land Trust.

The November minutes were approved after one error was corrected at the request of Treasurer Josh Mothner.

President Debbie Love moved her report to the next meeting to conserve time in consideration of the extra long agenda.

Executive Administrator Rick Casey outlined his various status reports to be detailed later in the agenda.

Treasurer Josh Mothner presented the financial report. This report seems to be getting more complicated each meeting, considering all the projects underway. Every dollar does go to affordable housing concerns.

IT Consultant Larry Shaffer reported on the increasing computer needs of staff.

The Woods Corner project in Islamorada should be breaking ground early in 2007. Units are 3 bedroom, 2 or 2½ baths, which is pretty standard for most projects since it is more economical that way.

The Marathon Scattered Sites Project is moving along crisply. Units will be located at 64th, 65th, 73rd, and 80th Street various lots.

The CHWIP application status is on track. This would provide state funding to fund a much larger project. The cities of Islamorada and Marathon, along with the Guidance Clinic, US Fellowship, FKAA, and FKEC are all involved in this large affordable workforce housing project. The potential number of rentals and home ownerships is around 100 or more.

The 2007 meeting schedule was approved. It is still the second Monday each month. The location could change from Marathon City Hall conference room to the Land Trust's new offices. Of course, all that has to work out first.

Due to the length of the meeting, LLC creation and IRS safe harbor provisions were tabled for the next meeting.

SOS Foundation Engineering Presentation was made December 12 at Marathon City Hall Annex conference room.

Attendees were George Steinmetz, Carmen Cordova Carricaburu, Larry Shaffer, Marjie Mearns, Brenda Epler, C. J. Geotis, Debbie Love, Jim Rhyne, and Greg Solomon.

George Steinmetz introduced Greg Solomon from Martin Marietta Composites. Solomon provided a slide show and report proposing the use of alternative materials for constructing the new spans on Old Seven Mile Bridge. With the use of Fiber Reinforced Polymers in DuraSpan Decks, the spans could be made quicker, carry greater loads, weigh much less, and installed rapidly. Considering the construction costs proposed by FDOT, the costs of DuraSpan Decks are comparable. The scope of the project would be lessened.

The DuraSpan Decks could be fabricated at their factory using a high quality manufacturing process. They are easy to transport and handle. Solomon showed other bridges and applications in Florida successfully using these materials and methods. The appearance of the old bridge could easily be preserved using the same materials with the exception of the vertical rails that hold the side rails. Overall, the width of the existing road could be maintained or even expanded to include a bike/pedestrian path along with some fishing areas.*.jpg

Now an outfit has to step up to make a bid to do the job using the stated materials and methods.

Marathon City Council met December 12 at the Marathon Government Center. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

City Manager Mike Puto’s report: He presented the wastewater status report on page 1 of the agenda packet. He requested dates for several upcoming functions. See our events schedule at http://RunesofAo.com/schedule/index.htm.

Citizens' comments: An Avenue K resident worried about changing all the rules to give one resident a permit. Joanie Nelson spoke about only one city council candidate [Joanie] got their petitions in on time, all the rest have to pay. Of course, she thought there was a conspiracy afoot.

Council approved the minutes for 11/13/06 and 11/21/06.

Consent agenda, council approved Relay for Life fee waiver.

Council engaged in Avenue K discussion. Marathon Project Manager Susie Thomas reported. She recommended that the council grant the permit regardless of the condition of the special tax assessment to build the roadway. Meanwhile, with a fire hydrant already on the proposed roadway, she recommended that the city put in a gravel roadway until ready to build the road proper. By doing this, the cost will be lower if included in the upcoming wastewater/stormwater project. Council decided to approve this at a later advertised meeting. The special assessment as determined today was locked in for the residents.

Consent agenda, council approved Rotary Club fee waiver.

Council discussed city hall project-priority, schedule, location, and alternatives. Tempest requested a meeting to set priorities and other alternative solutions besides construction manager at risk. Other four council members wanted to continue the push for the new city hall/library. Several residents thought tax money could be saved by continuing to rent trailers and the current city hall. Council members pointed out that more money was spent monthly on renting than if the city built the new city hall and county library. Joanie Nelson spoke about the unincoporation movement making a new city hall moot. The current totals for Florida Keys Journal Poll showed that over 81% of 1,111 polled do NOT want to unincorporate.

Council discussed the Grassy Key Fire Station situation. The point was made that Grassy Key was covered by the Conch Key Fire Station. Several distraught Grassy Key residents want a temporary fire station, until a new one is built. Mayor Bull reassured the public that is the goal, and the city will work through the problem

Worthington presented an idea to provide incentives for volunteer firefighters. The volunteer firefighter department needs reactivated.

Hazard Mitigation Grant Program [HMGP] grant for the fire station at the airport allows the station to be built back to higher standards. The city applied for $1.6 million and requested an earlier start date for the funding.

Resolution 2006-194 amended the city’s fiscal year 2006-2007 budget to allocate $5,000 to Higher Love Mission Outreach. Worthington wants this and Rural Health Network to make this a line item with contracts vice part of the non-profit grant process. Finance Director Peter Rosasco was given that direction for the next budget cycle.

Ordinance 2006-33 provided for a non-binding referendum ballot measure asking residents to change the city council elections to November vice the current March timeframe. The straw ballot takes place on the general election date of Tuesday, March 13, 2007. Joanie Nelson had no objection to straw ballot; she just was miffed at last minute additions or lay downs. John Whalton was in favor of moving the election November to save more money. Pinkus thought that city elections would get lost in county, state, federal elections held in November.

Ordinance 2006-34 amended and restated Article X “Impact Fees” of the code. The new Impact Fee Study provided the basis of the new rates. In general, the overall rate structure is higher than the old rate system and a bit higher than the Florida average. Regardless, mitigation of the citywide impacts of any building is still required and desirable for any city. Tempest thought that the conservation impact fees were too high as proposed for the upcoming resolution setting rates for this ordinance. Joanie Nelson wanted retroactive impact fees for all past developers and redevelopers; she also said that there was a need for a higher rate for the conservation impact fee. John Whalton thought that the conservation numbers sounded like a lot; but that the city still needed to go to the higher recommended fee rate stated in impact fee report.

Ordinance 2006-35 provided for an increased homestead exemption for certain qualifying senior citizens to be applied to millage rates levied by the city. This ordinance provided for the submission of an annual application and supporting documentation to the Monroe County Property Appraiser. This ordinance provided for the waiver of exemption and an annual increase in the income limitation. This meshes with the new Florida amendment about the additional $25,000 offset to $75,000. Joanie Nelson was in favor of this ordinance.

Ordinance 2006-36 would have amended the city charter by changing the date to qualify for office. This change more accurately reflects the new election date in March vice the old February date. The new qualifying period is no sooner than noon on the last Tuesday in January nor later than noon on the second Tuesday in February of the year in which the election is to be held. Joanie Nelson was confused. Key Colony Beach Mayor Clyde Burnett was asked by the Monroe County Supervisor of Elections to move their qualifying period earlier. The ordinance died for the lack of a second.

Resolution 2006-154, would have approved an amended and restated lease with Marathon Yacht Club. Rent is now $2,600 per year, and the city gets back taxes of $37,797. Worthington requested a bay bottom survey to nail down exactly what bay bottom will be leased to the yacht club. Yacht Club Vice Commodore Clyde Burnett Marathon spoke to make the existing land lease match the bay bottom lease and pay all taxes past, current, and future during lease period. Commodore Larry Wagner spoke at length, boiled down, he wants the city to live up to the April agreement made at the Marathon Yacht Club between respective representatives. John Whalton was at that meeting; he stated that the city needed to satisfy all parties but most of all the Marathon taxpayers. Mayor Bull said that the lease was fair. It asks nothing more than exists now except the payment of taxes and bay bottom lease. The resolution was tabled until a definitive survey could be conducted.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-184 authorized the city manager to enter into Grant Agreement 4600000532 with South Florida Water Management District (SFWMD) to accept $228,000 grant funding for alternate water supply project at Sombrero Beach Road wastewater project.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-185 approved the Boat Works Investment Development Agreement for the redevelopment of an existing boat-repair-marina facility [formerly Keys Boat Works now Compass Pointe] with boat slips, and existing commercial floor area, located at 700 39th Street Gulf, mile maker 48.5-49.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-186 determined 2 designated city vehicles as surplus. The surplus vehicles will be sold through a public bid process. All proceeds will go into the appropriate fund from which the assets were originally purchased.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-187 authorized the city manager to enter into an interlocal agreement with the City Of Key West to participate in the 2005 Disaster Recovery Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) Program.

Resolution 2006-188 allocated forty affordable housing permit allocations to the City of Marathon for building affordable housing.

Resolution 2006-190 approved the public-private joint venture agreement with the Middle Keys Community Land Trust for the purposes of applying for state funds to develop affordable housing on the 104th Street property owned by the city. The city manager and attorney are authorized to finalize the terms and conditions of the agreement.

Resolution 2006-195 declared the commitment of the city to make the necessary zoning changes to the city-owned property on 104th Street to build affordable housing consistent with the application to the Florida Housing Finance Corporation.

Resolution 2006-193 provided the Middle Keys Community Land Trust 2 affordable housing permit allocations.

This resolution was moved to the January 9, 2007 meeting. Resolution 2006-189 would have approved the Memorandum of Understanding and Preferred Provider Agreement with Fisherman’s Hospital pursuant to which the City of Marathon Fire Rescue Department will provide medical transport services to the hospital. The city manager and attorney would have been authorized to finalize the terms and conditions of the agreement.

Resolution 2006-192 approved an amendment to the Building Department Fee Schedule to change the plan review fees and fire inspection fees charged primarily for requested expedited services.

Resolution 2006-191 approved an amendment to the agreement between the City of Marathon and M. T. Causley, concerning fees for additional services.

Marathon Code Board met December 13 at the Sheriff's Aviation Hangar. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

November 2006 minutes were approved. Building Services Director Rose Ann Hightower, Code Compliance Inspector Michael Storm, and Code Compliance Inspector Cynthia McPherson along with city attorney Mark Alhadeff presented their cases to the Code Board.

Case C2006-0365 Larry Breedlove, owner of 1661 Grouper Drive, was cited for un-permitted lower enclosure that appears not to be built to meet National Flood Insurance Program regulations. The utilities appear to be located below base flood elevation and the pace below base flood elevation is being used for habitation. The board found him in violation and gave the owner 60 days to comply.

Case C2006-0320 George Van Conas, owner of 299 N. Anglers Drive Unit A, was cited for an enclosed are not built with material resistant to flood dame, and the breakaway walls have utilities in the wall. This was the result of a community inspection for FEMA. Code Compliance Department withdrew the case, as the owner came into compliance.

Case C2006-0361 David Williams, owner of 11275 6th Avenue Gulf, was cited for ongoing construction of a porch/deck and other structural work without a permit. Code Compliance Department withdrew the case, as the owner came into compliance.

Case C2006-0325 Kelly Bazarte, owner 11733 2nd Avenue Ocean, was citied for applying for a sewage connection permit but not completing the work. The board found the owner in violation and gave him 60 days to comply.

Case C2006-0307 Jorge and Michelle Tojeiro, owners of 11745 3rd Avenue Ocean, were cited for applying for a sewage connection permit but not completing the work. The board found them in violation and gave them 60 days to comply.

Case C2006-0069 Brian and Pamela Bauer, owners of 53 Avenue C Coco Plum Beach, were cited for applying for a sewage connection permit but not completing the work. They requested a continuance, which was granted. The case was continued to January 10, 2007.

Case C2006-0414 Jose and Dora Nunez, owners of 599 E. 105th Street Ocean, were cited for not applying for a sewage connection permit. They requested a continuance, which was granted. The case was continued to January 10, 2007.

Case C2006-0202 Gilbert Angermann, owner of vacant commercial lot on 123rd Street, was cited for placement of fill on a vacant parcel without a permit. This case was up for a status report. Inspector Cynthia McPherson reported that resolution of the case is proceeding along nicely.

The city attorney asked for a code board refresher on procedures an hour earlier at the next meeting. The next meeting is scheduled for January 10, 2007 at 5:30 PM at the Sheriff's Aviation Hangar second-floor training room.

Joaney Island sells great hot dogs at the Easy Does It Barbershop [AKA the Barbarette Shop] parking lot on 43rd Street across from Home Depot. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

Joaney Island used to be located at the corner of US1 and Sombrero Beach Road at the Shell. Margie Bevel recently bought the successful business from Joaney Trimble. Apparently, the Joaney Island stand was too close to the City of Marathon's right of way. Fortunately, Jersey Girl who owns the Easy Does It Barbershop, invited Joaney Island to conduct their service in her parking lot.

Margie Bevel is very pleased with the new location. The parking is better. The scenery is more tropical. Home Depot is nearby for extra customers. So far, everyone loves the new location.

Joaney Island is open Monday through Friday from 11:00 AM to 3:00 PM. The telephone number is 305-481-2750. Besides hot dogs, Italian sausage with onions and peppers are on the menu. With the picnic table under the canopy of trees, lunch was especially delicious and the conversation memorable.

Marathon Parks and Recreation Committee met December 14 at Marathon Public Library conference room. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

The previous meeting's minutes were approved.

The batting cage frame is up. Fill arrived and will be spread soon. The tennis practice wall arrived. The Public Works employee will install next week. Baseball field repairs are ongoing. New clay was laid. A new water fountain will need to be budgeted.

A long discussion on Marathon youth sports pointed out the need for the city to manage. This would lead to better management, continuity, and better community funding through concessions and volunteerism. Possibly, a sports administrator will need to be hired next year. Other communities have their city parks departments manage youth sports successfully.

The Marathon High School Gym is open. City volleyball, basketball, and other indoor sports can be held in the gym provided care is taken with the new facility.

The next meeting is scheduled for January 11, 2007 at 6:30 PM in the Marathon Public Library conference room.

Save Old Seven [SOS] Foundation Board of Directors met at Marathon City Hall Annex December 19. President Marjie Mearns started off the meeting with a review of various efforts. Vice President Brenda Epler, Secretary/Treasurer Debbie Love, and Larry Shaffer.

Regarding alternative construction materials DuraSpan, a breakdown of the costs is needed to firm up a bid using such material. This material could ensure the historic appearance of the old seven-mile bridge, be lighter, sturdier, and allow for two lanes including bike/pedestrian path along with designated fishing areas.

Pigeon Key Foundation is working hard on a ferry service if needed.

SOS Foundation is working on putting up informational booths at various events coming up including Seafood Festival and the Chili/Chowder Cook-off.

Other efforts for fundraising are ongoing. Save Old Seven Get On Board ribbons and brochures are being passed out. Immediate funds are needed to complete the foundation's non-profit status. Flagler Rail Plaques will be available for those donating over $1000 or more.

Secretary read some letters from those wishing to volunteer. The letters contained donations as well. Shaffer was directed to create a letter template for foundation officers to use in responding to such letters and donors.

The next meeting is scheduled for January 11, 2007 8:30 AM in the City Hall Annex Conference Room.

The Florida Keys Marathon Airport Task Force meeting was held December 19 at the Departure Lounge. County representatives Peter Horton and Reggie Paros were on hand to run the meeting and answer questions. The Boyd Group representative Mike Mooney provided other added, valuable details.  Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

Peter Horton had everyone introduce themselves. Some notables in attendance were Joanie Nelson, Marathon Mayor Chris Bull, Jim Rhyne, Marathon Vice Mayor Marjie Mearns, and Marathon City Manager Mike Puto.

Since the receipt of the positive TSA letter, Delta is on target for flights starting in the middle of February 2007. Bookings are 31% for February 2007, 32% March 2007, 16% April 2007, and 6% May 2007. Mooney thought that was adequate, but requested task force members to endeavor to fill the flights.

Gulfstream has their air assets committed, and their start date is up in the air. Mike Mooney will call them and try to get a definite answer from them. Are they going to provide a start date or send a letter to release funds for other interested airlines.

To attract other airlines will require certifying more runway already built. That would be 5,350' for takeoff and 5,400' for landing. The FAA should make a positive decision by March 1st.

The Screening Partnership Program representatives will be down to investigate requirements. The RFP for a private screening company will follow.

The airport terminal is on track to be finished on time. All modifications required to accommodate Delta's startup have been made or are in the works. Space for a small food vendor, welcome kiosk, airline offices, and other vendors is available.

The task force needs to work on ground transportation to include courtesy vehicles, cabs, rental vehicles, and various public transportation entities. A welcome center needs to be established. Terminal advertising needs to be in the overall plan. An inaugural party needs planned. Promotions need to start now. The airport website needs to expand to include tourist and pilot services.

The next scheduled meeting is January 23, 2007 at 1:30 PM at the Departure Lounge.

The Marathon City Council held a special call meeting December 21 at the Sheriff's Aviation Hangar training room to consider an abbreviated agenda. Photos are provided by Runes of Ao.com. Click on the link to view them.

During Citizen's Comments, Fred Endemann, an Avenue I resident, wanted to know why their local sewage plant was going to be decommissioned. The council decided to address that question at the end of the agenda.

Ordinance 2006-34 lays out the framework for imposing an amended and restated impact fee structure. Marathon Planning Director Fred Gross laid out the research results from the recently completed Impact Fee Study. Councilwoman Tempest questioned the new Conservation Impact Fee and wanted to reduce Parks Impact Fee and increase the Safety Impact Fee. After some discussion, the council approved the ordinance 5-0.

Tempest had this resolution pulled from the consent agenda. Resolution 2006-198 actually implemented the impact fee schedule, which Fred Gross pointed out was about twice as much as the old Marathon fee structure, but less than the Florida average. The council rebuffed Tempest's attempt to reduce the Recreation Impact Fee, but they did increase the Safety Impact Fee. The reasoning was the concern for fire and emergency services. John Whalton favored the new Conservation Impact Fee and wanted to go back to developers to recoup the increase in fees. That is a consideration the council has undertaken.

Ordinance 2006-35 allowed seniors to increase their Homestead Exemption amount as specified in the Florida amendment that detailed the need to increase the overall exemption amount to a total of $75,000.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-196 established the maximum amount that Avenue K owners will be assessed to build the new road. The road will first just be graveled until the new sewer/stormwater improvements have been placed. Then the permanent road will be built.

Consent item, Resolution 2006-197 accepted receipt of and accepting the decision making process and detailing fining of impacts to reconstruct Fire Station No. 14 located at 8900 Overseas Highway near the middle of the Marathon Airport US1 side. This resolution was required to get the FEMA associated grant.

The RFQ for the architect for the City Hall/County Library construction project was provided as an informational item.

Avenue I resident Fred Endemann again presented his case for the city to keep the old sewage treatment plant to accommodate the 32 of 52 slips nearby. The city had just purchased the property to build the area sewage treatment plant. City Project Manager Susie Thomas and Deputy City Manager C. J. Geotis explained that the old plant must be decommissioned as it was old and in poor condition. To save money and use existing infrastructure, the city wants to decommission the old plant and remove it. The new, bigger capacity treatment plant would encompass the old footprint and provide sewage treatment for the entire area. Council considered the discussion, but not much can be done with the old treatment plant in any case.

Marathon City Council adjourned and will not meet again until next year.

2006 Retrospective - some articles repeated from previous issues, references to links may not apply

I really don't like the year-in-review thing, but enough subscribers want this that I will break loose with my thoughts and opinions. Now remember you asked for this!

January started out with the recovery efforts due to Wilma's flood surge. Gail Kenson was still around and briefed the council on upcoming renovations to the Boat House property. Jolly Roger residents were out in force hoping for help from the city. There were lots of cool plans that have yet to result in cool results. Randy Mearns is quoted, "Government moves at the pace of a dead snake!" David Rice is still a county commissioner.

In February, city council elections were heating up. Our endorsements turned out to be true for Bull and Tempest. Bob Miller had way too much unasked for help. The ad that came from a PAC showing Worthington and Tempest signs in the hands of Repetto led to a Worthington win for all the wrong reasons. The Middle Keys Community Land Trust were in negotiations with Islamorada to partner in workforce housing solutions. Eventually, the Land Trust would contract with both Islamorada and Marathon.

Rick Servais, the opportunistic owner of the new Dockside, accused former Marathon Mayor Jeff Pinkus of being influenced by his Cay Club employment. Servais wrote a letter to the Florida Commission on Ethics, but the letter was not a formal complaint. Anyone who closely follows the local political scene knows that Jeff Pinkus is the last person on the council who could be influenced. Jeff Pinkus has stood up to developers time and again and continues to require them to pay their way to mitigate the impacts that they have on the city. Whatever motivates Rick Servais is immaterial, this is just more of the same slimly politics we have come to recognize and laugh at. Rick Servais has made himself transparently puerile and simply ridiculous.

In March, the sewer and stormwater systems were progressing at a rapid pace. The council had several wastewater/stormwater issues to discuss and make decisions on at least 6 of the 9-item list. As always, Project Manager Susie Thomas was well prepared. She provided a handout that the clearly and concisely outlined the choices, making the process easy and simple. When things need to get done, just call on Susie. The Sombrero Beach Road project in front of the Sombrero Beach Park drew a lot of resident discussion and a few council workshops. Susie was managing this project as well. The Land Trust manages its first resale of a two-bedroom, two-bath townhome. There were over 40 applicants for one home.

April saw Chris Bull taking over mayoral duties from John Bartus. John Bartus has been our councilman all six years of the city’s existence and is being termed out. He has been mayor twice and one of our best mayors. John is the face of Marathon and has served the citizens in an exemplary manner. John loves and cares for the city and its citizens. We hope that this is not the last time we see John as our mayor. Until then, we bid farewell to our Mayor. Thanks, John! The Florida Keys Marathon Airport Task Force struggled to get regional jet service to our fair city. FIRM begins to make a splash throughout Florida over Citizen's Insurance.

May saw the city and the firefighters get grittier with each other. The issue over volunteer firefighters and the union is not the only one, but that is the issue that tops the list. Boot Key Harbor and Marina are improving every month. The marina is paying for itself now without a city subsidy out of taxpayers' pockets.

Marlin Bay Yacht Club, Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay, and Gulfstream evictees are all involved in the establishment of a new office. This new suite is located at 3980 Overseas Highway at the new three-suite office facility just recently built. 3rd Generation Plumbing is a tenant as well as the Sandler folks. 3rd Generation never harassed anyone like Eugene Spano and Jay Pulis did. In fact, 3rd Generation Plumbing was quite helpful in trying to locate any Sandler office personnel.

Several calls over the last week or so from interested parties finally got us to go out and take some pictures of the new Marlin Bay Yacht Club offices. April 7th it was, but the occupants had a short day and returned to Miami. We will have to come back to talk with them. Several attempts were made to contact the office dwellers, but they never seem to be there. We tried in the morning, the afternoon, and the evening on several occasions.

We would like to ask them if all those people they harassed and evicted could come back and get one of the 18 affordable units that they promised the city they were going to build first. We have talked with hundreds of people who were appalled that Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay would stoop to threatening to sue the citizens of Marathon. And, frankly, Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay treated Marathon citizens quite shabbily and evicted residents in a manner no developer has since contemplated.

You all remember the Gulfstream people? They were neighbors and citizens and friends and fellow workers, colleagues, you remember them, don't you?

VA Entitlements
When I joined the Navy in 1970, I was promised that the Navy would take care of me and mine. This was especially the case, if you made a career out of the service. I did that for over 25 years, until I retired in late 1995.

All along those 25 years, several armed conflicts, wars, and other actions, I was continually promised by one and all that the service would take care of its own. That is not necessarily the case.

First, you have people who begrudge service members their entitlements and services for which service people worked, died, and were wounded for. I say that we earned it. We were promised this as one enticement to put our lives on the line for our country. So any complaints to the contrary are irrelevant.

Secondly, roadblocks and bureaucratic land mines are placed in service members' way to just get minimal services and entitlements. This should not be the case. Obviously, we need to weed out the very few cheaters, but the great majority of us deserve timely and quality services.

I have several disabilities that are service connected. I had to fight and continue to do so to get services and entitlements to which I am due and have earned. I have finally got 50% disability, but should have 100% because I can no longer work. I will continue to fight to get what I am owed.

I shouldn't have to do this, but it is another price service members must endure.

June saw Chappie’s Restaurant major conditional use to develop the restaurant, swimming pool, deck/patio area, and parking lot at Kyle Way West on Knights Key near mile-marker 47 was approved. Craig Company Tom Williams addressed a last minute resident request to continue this item. This resident wanted a gate. If the council permitted the gate, the applicant would be happy to comply. John Herin stated that a gate could be permitted under specific state guidelines or abandon right of way. Abandon the right of way would not likely get the approval of every resident. John Chaplin spoke of trying to satisfy all the residents. Continuance was denied. Cay Clubs supported the development. The major conditional use was approved.

Former city council candidate Don Kenny is leaving the Florida Keys. In a meeting with Don Kenny May 22nd, he told the story of his decision to finally leave paradise. He can't afford paradise anymore, but he can travel. Don is a disabled veteran, coping as best as he can. When the opportunity came up to travel to various national parks, he couldn't pass that up. Don has a friend going with him to assist if needed. There are many of us that hate to see Don leave, but we all understand. Fair seas and following winds, Don. Be good.

Marlin Bay Yacht Club is housed in offices next to the 3rd Generation Plumbing office near 35th Street. We took pictures and posted them. Several efforts were made to interview anyone at this Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay company. To date, no one has returned the invite for an interview or called. This is typical of a company famous for evicting city citizens. Currently the old Gulfstream and fishery property has activity. Seawalls are being built with the help of a large crane with an American flag flying atop the machine. Of course, all the veterans that lived there near 37th Street and Louisa are gone, having been evicted.

After occasional turbulences through the years, the City of Marathon's staff has just gotten better with the departure of Harry DeLashmutt, formerly Ports Manager, Gail Kenson, formerly Planning Director, and Cindy Echlund, formerly City Clerk. Harry was a loose canon. He wasn't good with the public and even worse with his employees. Gail was a roadblock to any real progress on workforce housing. She wasn't very good with the general public either, unless you were a high-priced developer. Cindy represents the worst of the few staffers who believed that they could outwait any council member or city manager. She was an elitist who thought she knew all the answers from city hall to her very own homeowner association. How wrong she was!

Two articles have appeared in the Marathon Free Press about the American Legion Post 154. I am a lifetime member. I go there to be with veterans and like-minded people. I enjoy the scheduled events. A silly internal squabble over a fishing tournament somehow became news fodder. To those officers and members involved, shame on you. Use some common sense and get along. The Free Press should know better. Shame on them too!

In July the new Marlin Bay Yacht Club perpetrated upon an unsuspecting Marathon citizenry and lowly evictees by the nefarious Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay is finally under construction. A brand new black-caped fence surrounds the property that used to be home to good citizens of Marathon. Seawalls are being constructed. Attempts for an interview still go unanswered.

Old Pete ran on a platform of reformed ideas, but the Repetto clone came to the forefront once again. He talked about issues and figures that applied years ago. The issue has matured since his stint on the council. Council members tried to reason with Worthington, but he was adamant that the city is not capable of building and staffing a new fire/rescue station and city hall plus addressing workforce housing issues. And at the same time top move the community swimming pool project along the process began years ago. Councilman Worthington must think the staff incapable and the citizens about to riot. Frankly, city staff is more than capable. And the Master Plan is full of consistent requests for a community park and a community swimming pool. Many of us had hoped that Pete Worthington had changed his colors, but sadly that doesn't appear to be the case. Let us hope reason prevails at future meetings.

August Journal the Nears Shore Waters Advisory Committee met July 6th at the Marathon Public Library. Chairman George Garrett gave an update on the city - county efforts to remove shallow traps, vessels, debris, and trash. Harbormaster Richard Tanner reported on the new mooring fields. The invitation to bid will be ready very soon. The project should be done in mid-November. There was discussion on possibly doing an open house, a PowerPoint presentation, a brochure, and boat rides to introduce the community to the new Boot Key Harbor.

September - Tom Oosterhoudt's Conch Color is a photographic chronicle that is published weekly from Key West to Marathon. The former city commissioner takes his skills to his weekly. The photographs are always top notch. The stories are fresh and charming. His Out & About is classic. There is a zest for living in every page and human emotions in every photograph. There is a keys spirit throughout the weekly. This publication is a classy addition to the news organizations in the Florida Keys. Congratulations to Tom and his growing staff.

The office number is 305-294-7566 with the fax at 305-292-9955. Sales/Distribution is at 305-294-5961. Conch Color LLC is located at 314 Simonton Street, Key West, FL 33040. Their website is being developed but should be online soon. The address is http://www.conchcolor.com. 

October Journal - The Marathon Code Board convened September 13 at the Sheriff's Aviation Hangar second-floor training room. Board members are Chris Gratton, Kevin Woodland, Kay Gradick, Bill Hough, and Ed Torella. Councilwoman Marilyn Tempest was also in attendance.

Alice Charlton and Willy Turza, owners of 6099 Overseas Highway Lot 47W in Keys RV/Mobile Home Park, were cited for construction in progress without the benefit of a permit. The owner requested a continuance, which was denied. Code Inspect Michael Storm present the case to the board. The board found the owners in violation and tasked them to come into compliance in 60 days.

Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay's Marlin Bay Yacht Club owns land that the former Gulfstream Trailer Park community was located. Eugene Spano, Sandra Walters, and Jay Pulis and their ilk might think that the dishonorably evicted former residents might forget. They have not forgotten. Many are still Marathon citizens and rabid voters. Sandler might think the citizens and voters of Marathon might forget and forgive. They have not forgotten nor forgiven the despicable episode. Florida Keys Journal will keep the memory alive.

November - The Marathon Parks and Recreation Advisory Committee met October 12 at the Marathon Public Library.

Councilwoman Tempest attended the meeting. Several members of the public were there as well, including a group from the Sk8 Club.

Marathon Parks & Recreation Supervisor Jimmy Schmidt gave an update on the batting cage. The cage, poles, and other equipment arrived. Building permit is in place. They will dig the holes next week.

Coral Construction starts the installation of the shade structure to the Skate Park on Tuesday.

Coco Plum Beach Improvements Phase 1 are completed. See photos at the link above. Brick pavement was installed along with composting toilets. With the hurricane gift of sand, Coco Plum Beach has a long ribbon of sand from the inlet toward Bonefish Tower. The usage of the beach keeps increasing from fishing, sightseeing, and even those occasional nudists. The eastern portion of the beach is kind of the de facto nudist beach like Haulover Beach up north. With the priceless ocean view, Coco Plum Beach is indeed impressive. Phase 2 will include boardwalks like Islamorada's Anne's Beach. Signage at the entrance and on US1 and Coco Plum Drive will direct beach goers to this outstanding passive beach and park.

Sk8 Club is under the ECMC umbrella. Sk8 Club representatives made a presentation for certain improvement to the Skate Park. They want to reestablish the Sk8 Club in the new Skate Park. They listed items such as picnic benches, revised gear policy, replace television and benches, replace the sound and public address systems, and install a television monitor for the bowl. Some gear policy suggestions were to allow helmet only for those skaters 15 or older and wrist guards for inline skaters 15 and older. The Sk8 Club indicated that they would provide the funds for events, promotions, and above improvements.

Schmidt said that city council would have to agree to the Sk8 Club improvements. He would first give the package to the city risk manager and legal to review. He also announced that the BMX Pro Lite bikes were allowed at the Skate Park exclusively from 4 to 6 PM Tuesdays through Fridays.

December - Save Old Seven [SOS] Foundation is an organization dedicated to preserving the historic significance of the old seven-mile bridge and continuing the Pigeon Key legacy. The old seven-mile bridge photographic history is located at our website at http://www.savetheoldsevenmilebridge.com/photos.htm. A history of Pigeon Key is located at http://www.keyshistory.org/pigeonkey.html. 

Publisher's editorial on Marathon Councilwoman Marilyn Tempest this November 16. These last few months we have observed the two new members of the Marathon City Council. Initially, we lumped Marilyn Tempest in with Pete Worthington, John Repetto, Scott Janke, Mike Cinque, and Joanie Nelson. As you might remember The Florida Keys Journal first endorsed Don Vasil, but after following the money that changed. We then endorsed Tempest. After a few meetings, we began to think that Marilyn was with the Repetto group.

Well, we just might be wrong about that. Although she makes some decisions and votes contrary to what we might think is right, she is not really in any one group. She is most definitely her own person and tries to represent all Marathon Citizens. We do believe she is more often wrong than right, but she is not beholden to anyone but the citizens. So we must put her in the independent category. That is really not all bad. Now if she will just vote our way.

Pete Worthington talked a good game, but more and more he has gone back to the same old Pete. This isn't unexpected, but still disappointing. We do believe that he tries his best, but that is not good enough sometimes.

Overall, though, we can be very thankful that the current city council does serve the best interest of Marathon's citizens notwithstanding some odd votes for some odd stuff that is contrary to common sense at times.

Marathon Florida Keys Journal.

Well, there you have it, a random look at 2006.

What's Happening! This past year, I have had to readjust my attitude. I have had to rethink my position and even my often odd opinions. Who would have thought that I, a leading critic of the Marathon Planning Commission, would now be a Commissioner. And considering people in general, some have changed my mind, but still I guard against being let down. Marilyn Tempest can't be boxed into one spot; she is her own person. Mike Cinque has impressed me recently as well. Politics is a funny thing. Some things though never change - Marathon, city, residents, sunsets, sunrises, paradise are all still here and going strong. Changes are both bad and good, but life does indeed go on. There is a certain happiness and sadness attributable to that premise. Live a good life then. Maudlin, aren't I? Well, there is a place and time for everything, I suppose. This might be it.

Miscellany: I was amazed at the 92nd Street Standoff. I was very close to the incident and didn't have a clue what was going on. That is for the better I think. Marathon's de facto nudist beach east of Coco Plum Beach might become official. Haulover Beach in north Miami adds a lot to the economy there. You can't do much wrong if everyone is naked. Think about it. What a disappointment to see petty politics settle in on the disposition of the old historic seven mile bridge and the very historic Pigeon Key. Last year, the predicted exodus surprise a lot of smart people. The exodus is still on even now, as good people, friends and family alike, have to leave paradise.

We receive a ton of feedback, telephone calls, email, and messages. Once in a while, we publish a few. Here is one about the old Gulfstream Trailer Park.

Message:
L. E. Shaffer,
I ran across your website while wintering in the Keys; now in Sugarloaf KOA. We met Christmas annually, over some three years when we stayed out on that break wall @ Gulfstream.

Somehow I had your website filed away and located it in 'my stuff' just recently. Backed-up palm notes saved in a Florida directory on my computer! Your comments re: progress w/Sandler at Greater Marathon Bay are powerful. Even more so as we just drove through the site, trying to recall all of those nice folks met in the park.

We've scrambled over the last 5 years to find Christmas camping, finding it grow scarcer and scarcer over the last few years, just as all snow birds have. Finding those types of friends has been more difficult.

The past three years we have been at Fiesta KOA, which sold out suddenly last year for some $90mil! Like I said above, this year we are down here at Sugarloaf KOA, but as we head into retirement their prices are far too high. We've got a couple contact numbers for Keys RV and at present will likely try to schedule one for next winter.

RE: your site, I still see you have stories of the cats posted to the site. We still have our Golden Retriever.
I especially find your journals, commentary and pictures interesting. You mention running for council. Is that run yet to transpire? Have you moved on from your 5th wheel? We no longer have the Class C, having purchased a larger used Diesel Class A, hoping to spend time on the road as we retire.

thinking of those acquaintances at Gulfstream, Mike, Jenny & Kirby [changes made were spelling and grammatical only...]

Pete Worthington emailed out an interesting photo:

What will happen to you in a 100 years if it did this to Marathon?

Finally: Did you know that South Carolina's state bird is the Carolina Wren? The flower is the Carolina Jessamine. The tree is the Palmetto. The capital is Columbia. Statehood was granted May 23, 1788. Boy, 2006 went whizzing on by, didn't it? If you miss the selected arts events that used to go here, please go to the Daily News Queue where we post all events sent to us. We don't want to repeat information here.

ACRONYMS:

Kitty Talk
These journals are dedicated to Kitty GreyCat's spirit. She is at RainBow Bridge now along with her human friends, Leo and Doris. We all loved you, Kitty! Click the cat graphic to visit her Memorial page. Kitty born June 6, 1982. Died July 9, 1997. Please use our email form linked below to make suggestions or offer praise. Now, really, the cats have thoughts and meows that are badly interpreted by a human for publication here. So believe what you will, but enjoy nonetheless. All complaints, flames, & the like will end up in the litter box! >^..^<

Ebony: Me and Abby really like our outside time. I search for lizards high and low. I like it when Abby gets stuck on the wall and entangled with that Plumeria plant thing. I get tired and rest in the lounge chair. I could stay out all day and all night, but human bean wants me to come inside eventually. >^..^<
Abby: I think you forgot that you scratch on the big, tall telephone pole too. Well, I do that too. But you escaped a couple more times this month and make human beans chase you up and down the street. I watch Ebony intently. If she catches a lizard, I usually get to play with it before she eats it. Lizards have a tendency to get stuck in my bad teeth. >^..^<
Ebony: Abby, you got me started playing in the bathtub when it is not wet. I saw you play with your cat toys. I like to pretend that I am hiding in the bathtub. Sometimes I think about jumping out and scaring you. >^..^<
Abby: I liked to be scared that way, but you are always growling and hissing at me. >^..^<
Ebony: Abby, you are always meowing about something. You meow on grocery day for special treats. Well, I meow for those too, but you meow more than I do. That one of the many reason that I growl and hiss at you.  I really meow thanks to Libby next door human bean for giving us a Christmas gift of special treats. >^..^<
Abby: Human bean Libby put a golden bow on the gift. Then human bean put it on a bottle of stuff that he was taking to a New Year's party. Human bean aggravated with me, because I keep pawing that golden bow off the bottle. Eventually, the sticky wore off and the golden bow would not stick anymore. That was fun, it was. >^..^<
Ebony: Abby, those special Libby treats are only the kind that you like, but I got the special treats that our human bean buys, while you got the Christmas ones. So that worked out in fine cat fashion. >^..^<
Abby: Ebony, you know that when I get on the wall that the cat fashion in vogue then is to be bugged eyed and really scared. I hear those fire crackers and those flying machines. I don't like all this noise. >^..^<
Ebony: I see you up on them walls all bugged eye, but grocery days make you forget everything. I see you get into the grocery bags looking for the special Thursday treats. We each get our own bowl. >^..^<
Abby: All you do is get on the coffee table and the kitchen table. At least I do my begging on the counter. You got to be close when that special treat can is opened. That first aroma really drives us cats bonkers. >^..^<
Ebony: I'd rather not be portrayed as bonkers. I am just special treat challenged until I get some in my tummy. You get all lovey dovey and want to be mama cat to me. I can take a little, but eventually I have to paw slap you and then you try to bite me. That is when I squall and run away. You just a bad cat sometimes. >^..^<
Abby: Ebony, human bean make it up to you, because he feel sorry for you. He give you a spine massage. You got really loud purring and meowing don't stop. When I get my spine massage, I just politely meow thank you, human bean of mine. Well, this is another month of us cats meowing about the same old stuff, but what do you expect out of us old cats anymeow? >^..^<

Internet Stuff
Here are the latest DVD films from http://www.NetFlix.com:

1. The Ant Bully is a good kid’s movie with fun, characters, and well-meaning plot. Everyone should like this animated film. The movie doesn’t really break any new ground, but it satisfies a couple hours to be entertained. I laughed at the right spots and absorbed the lessons of life that came across in subtle ways.

2. Superman Returns: The Movie is entertaining and a completely new story with twists, turns, and some really nice surprises. You have all the old characters from Clark Kent to Lois Lane to Lex Luther. The film was full of amazing action and a touch of humanity. In the end the movie left us wanting more, as it should be. I can’t wait for the next film.

3. An Inconvenient Truth is a wake-up call for the earth. The movie is chilling in its realism and truthfulness. Al Gore, love him or hate him, shows the grit, determination, and passion lacking in his presidential run. He makes the case for global warming and its dark consequences in our lifetime. This film should be seen by everyone.

4. How to Eat Fried Worms is a trip back to fifth grade and all the zaniness that implies. Kids being kids is a good, warm movie that makes you laugh. Worms are the stars, and none were actually eaten or harmed. The special areas of the DVD were also quite charming and fun. This isn’t a high quality well acted film, but it satisfied an hour and a half with some nice escapism.

5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is a wonderful adventure, full of pirates and supernatural creatures. Then there is Captain Jack Sparrow. The film is a bit long and can drag a bit, but the story is superb. The action is quite well done, when there is action. The sets, backgrounds, and the ships all put you right there in the action. The movie would have been better served being a bit shorter and tossing in more action. Still, I liked it! I especially like the ending and can’t wait for the next movie in the series.

6. The Road to Guantanamo is the other side of the story. Young men get caught up in the events after 9.11. While one goes missing in the fog of war never to be seen again, the other three end up in Guantanamo Bay. They can’t convince the Americans that they aren’t freedom fighters or terrorists. One just wanted to get married. Eventually, after years, they get to go home. The film is gritty, real, and somewhat staged, but if the story is true, shame on us!

7. Stick It was a disappointment of good actors doing a poor story. This film was billed as a comedy, but the high-school humor probably wouldn’t make even high-schoolers laugh. I forced myself to watch the movie all the way through. I was glad that I did. At least I wanted to see the conclusion. The ending is a nice twist on what one would expect or even want, but the ending was about the only redeeming factor to the film.

8. Pulse scared me enough that I had to leave the lights on in my living room to go to sleep in my adjoining bedroom. The overall look of the film is dark and creepy, including the actors’ eyes. The premise of an electronic virus jumping into the real world through all the wireless technology soaking the very air is the real horror here. Belief is suspended, and the real fun is being scared every second the movie creeps along. I won’t see it a second time, because I was too creeped out. Those who like to wet their pants are welcome to watch the film again and again.

9. The long-awaited Barnyard was fun, funny, and entertaining. The characters follow to form. The story was a bit sweet, but good movie amusement nonetheless. How the boy cows had udders is beyond me, but the animated film was very good anyway. The voice characterizations were right on. This is a very well done film, but not quite five-star material.

10. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is very good in spots, but lacks a coherent story. The first part of the film is parts of crazy racing, disjointed jokes, and a few spoofs. The last part of the movie wasn’t quite funny, but entertaining is an odd sort of way. The predictable ending was nice, and obviously everyone had fun making the movie. I am not so sure of those watching the film. I was doubtful about giving the movie a 4-star rating. The film tried so hard, I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

11. Disney’s The Fox and the Hound 2 is a warm, funny, and charming movie that just barely is 4-star material. The humor and music is very good. The story is a bit thin. The characters are loveable. This is a good kids’ film that an adult could sit through, but definitely take your kid with you. The film will be more enjoyable that way.

12. Invincible is a simple story of one man surmounting the odds against him. This is a tried and true formula for successful movies. This film does a fine job. The acting, the setting, and the story combine for a must-see movie. While this is the same Rocky-style movie, I was pleased to have viewed it. I don’t mind the good guy winning at the end. Good movie.

13. American Pie: The Naked Mile is true to form. You get exactly what you expect. The premise is outrageous, but all too true. Three high-school seniors go to a college campus to participate in an annual event called The Naked Mile. This is just an excuse for excessive drinking, nakedness, rowdiness, mud football, and all the sexual angst and crudeness of upper teenage guys and gals. The film is not quite redeemable, but fun nonetheless.

14. All the King’s Men is about fine actors and an old story, some true, some not. The gripping drama is about how good men can push life to its limit. Power to do good is also power to do otherwise, something in between. A rural politician rises to Louisiana governor and takes some with him. The journey will alter all their lives. This film is a fine tribute to power.

15. The Celestine Prophecy is the budget version of the Da Vinci Code. The premise is good. The movie keeps you interested enough to see the ending. The ideas involved are more wishful thinking. I liked the ending. There is nothing like a little hope to make a film event rewarding. Still, this isn’t archive material, and repeat viewing is beyond most escapists.

16. The Descent turns out to be a very interesting, well-acted, and believable horror film. Filming in caves can’t be easy, but the caves added to the feel and appearance of the movie. The caves are another character, distinct and powerful. You don’t know if the horror is real or due to the lack of oxygen. The ending is perfect too. I thoroughly enjoyed the film.

17. The Black Dahlia has the look and feel of a 1940’s detective novel. While the acting is great, the characters are real, and the background is grand, the story is disjointed and hard to follow. I’ve watched the film and can’t quite figure out what the movie’s plot. I’m no dummy, but I didn’t get it.

Interesting websites we visited recently: This is the tax season to be jolly and relieved of your hard earned money. So I avail myself of the software at http://www.turbotax.com.  http://www.bestbuy.com did a good job of offering the right Christmas gift for my grown-up kids. I've got a new Palm PDA to keep track of my appointments, lists, memos, etc. Support of my PDA is at http://www.palm.com/us/support/z22/.

Poetry Corner
"Music"
December 30, 2006

There is a charm
Time without end
Passing afar Gemini
And nova, the beat

Of life sublime
The throbbing
Of the stars
Dust made of us

Light streaming
Through eyes
Aglow with life
Fantasy into the

Blue deep and
Serene, ripples
Concentric to
Infinity moves

This time and
The rhythm of
Souls intertwined
Love nothing but

The glowing mists
And the charm
Unending and
Interminable

We are music
We are song
The tunes of
Of that forever

© 2007 L. E. Shaffer

Hockey Puck
NHL: The Florida Panthers won over the Pittsburgh Penguins. The Florida Panthers defeated the Buffalo Sabers to total 25 points on the season and still place last in the standings. Florida Panthers beat the Boston Bruins, but they are still in last place. The Florida Panthers whacked the Toronto Maple Leafs by a five-goal margin. Florida Panthers defeat the New York Rangers. The Panthers defeated the Flyers in the NHL.

PGA: Tiger Woods won the Target World Challenge. Tiger Woods and wife are expecting a child. This is a bit sad in a way. Tiger's father died recently.

NASCAR NEXTEL: With dreams of Daytona and sugar plums dancing over their heads, drivers can't wait for Daytona. We can't either. Wish that we could be their in person, but television will have to suffice.

NBA: The Miami Heat finally won a very close game in the last second on a three-pointer from Posey, beating Memphis. The Miami Heat tried hard to lose to the Sacramento Kings in overtime, but lo and behold the Heat won. Miami Heat won their ninth game over the Toronto Raptors. The Miami Heat defeated the Memphis Grizzlies, but they are still a few games under 500. The Miami Heat beat the Hornets on Dwayne Wade’s last second bank shot. The Heat beat the Warriors to get closer to .500 basketball. Can you say Shaq is back soon enough? The Heat beat the Lakers for the fourth Christmas game in a row. The NBA’s Miami Heat lost to the Chicago Bulls. Just once, I would like all the South Florida teams to win on the same day.

NFL: The Miami Dolphins beat the New England Patriots 21 to 0. Where was this in the season’s beginning?

MLB: Nothing to report in baseball, as if we are not bored enough.

NCAA: Ohio State plays Florida January 8th. I'm rooting for the Buckeyes. I was born in Ohio, but I live in Florida. I am not conflicted though. Go Buckeyes!

Book Three Twins of the Dark Star
Book One Tears from Ao, Book Two The Mountains of Ao and four poetry collections, Pages of Life, Visions of Life, Moments of Life, and The Book of Kalian Mysticism are available at http://RunesofAo.com/aobp/. The Runes of Ao project is ongoing. Book Three Twins of the Dark Star novel is in the outlining phase and will most likely take a while as the complexity of the Ao series increases. Falling Star poetry collection is a work in progress. A collaboration with K. Young on a novella called Dragon Embers is now published on the fan site known as Runes of Ao.com. Other dragon artwork is available as well. Finally, in collaboration with K. Young and Linda Hall, a group novel project is in progress and currently titled Starsongs. We currently are at an impasse.

The Dull Stuff
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